Scoring System

We are going to use number of beers it takes to enjoy this game fully...since we are under age and have never had any (*nervous cough*) we are going to "pretend" we know. The lower the number the better the game. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask.
Sincerely,
Wild Eyez Admin.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Penny Arcade: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode 1 Review

WARNING: CONTENT OF THIS GAME NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
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This game is an animated feature based on a web-comic about a couple of guys who run this detective agency for the supernatural... One reminds me of Superman, he is a complete idiot and may only have A braincell. The other is a nerd with a machine gun. Then you join with the amazing weapon of a.... RAKE to right evil fruit-fornicating robots a.k.a. Fruit Fuckers Mark I-IV and malevolent mimes, as well as hobos and clowns and a slumlord.
So far, so good right? Well it gets better with the most repetitive, yet fun gameplay and a comic book style cut scene layout. If that isn't enough, you get to dump your hands in FUCKING PISS! You eat hobo meat soup and even get to work out with invisible weights! What more could you want?
Well, I wanted a less repetitive game and voice acting... But that's just the opinion of someone who spent their money to get this game. Get this game if you like comics and like vulgar jokes. This game needs 4 out of 10 beers to enjoy fully. The story is amazing and the cut scenes hilarious, but the gameplay is repetitive and lacking. You won't notice that drunk, plus the jokes get funnier!!!

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