We are going to use number of beers it takes to enjoy this game fully...since we are under age and have never had any (*nervous cough*) we are going to "pretend" we know. The lower the number the better the game. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask. Sincerely, Wild Eyez Admin.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
I recently read on the interwebz that the sequel to this shump would be out soon so i decided to beat it once more. I remembered why i loved this game originally. It is a 3D 2D sidescroller that pits you against the world, earning continues the more you play. I beat the game without a continue (barely) last night and man those short cutscenes and 10,000 enemies i killed really entertained me for the hour + it took me. This game needs 2 out of 10 REAL beers to enjoy fully, mostly because we have all seen this story before and might wanna develop ignorance. It is on the PSN and will probably be a bundle soon with the sequel so get it! Worth the money you cheap bastards would be using for porn anyways. So, get this and learn a little german.